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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
|  Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!!  Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:28 am | |
| "I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:29 am | |
| "The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light."
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:29 am | |
| "I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark."
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:30 am | |
| "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:30 am | |
| "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:30 am | |
| "It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:31 am | |
| "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."
- Woody Allen, "Side Effects" | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:31 am | |
| "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:32 am | |
| "The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey."
- Woody Allen | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:32 am | |
| "Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
- Eric Allman | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:33 am | |
| "There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network."
- Guy Almes | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:33 am | |
| "Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in."
- Kimpley Amis - British novelist | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:33 am | |
| "If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing."
- Kingsley Amis | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:34 am | |
| "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
- Jeremy S. Anderson | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:34 am | |
| "If nobody had bought this record it would have been one too many!"
- An angry reviewer on amazon.com, about an 80s album. | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:35 am | |
| "When I appear in public people expect me to neigh, grind me teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy."
- Princess Anne - Only daughter of Elizabeth II | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:35 am | |
| "I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe"
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:35 am | |
| "The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:36 am | |
| "A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:36 am | |
| "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:37 am | |
| "If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:37 am | |
| "An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:38 am | |
| "Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates..."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:38 am | |
| "Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."
- Anonymous | |
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Corazón Roto
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Number of posts : 487
Location : Río de bambú. mis compañeros amigos! Estoy aprendiendo español!
Registration date : 15/09/2007
| | Subject: Re: LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!! Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:38 am | |
| "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
- Anonymous | |
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