LIST YOUR BEST QUOTES HERE!!

"Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item."
- Anonymous

"Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter."
- Anonymous

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
- Anonymous

"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
- Anonymous

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
- Anonymous

"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."
- Anonymous

"I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it."
- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989

"Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way."
- Anonymous

"Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet."
- Anonymous

"He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous

"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."
- Anonymous

"Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases."
- Anonymous

"Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food."
- Anonymous

"Where am I going? And why am I in this HANDBASKET?"
- Anonymous

"Schizophrenia beats being alone."
- Anonymous

"To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready."
- Anonymous - Notice in an English doctor's waiting room.

"TO HELL WITH YOU
OFFENSIVE LETTER FOLLOWS"
- Anonymous telegram to Sir Alec Douglas

"Nouns of multitude (e.g. a pair of shoes, a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions): a rash of dermatologists, a hive of allergists, a scrub of interns, a chest of phthisologists, an eyeful of ophthalmologists,; or a whiff of anesthesiologists, a stuff of bacteriologists, cast of orthopedic rheumatologists, a gargle of laryngologists."
- Anonymous - Journal of American Medical Association 1964.

"If I Promise to miss you ... Will you go away?"
- Anonymous

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves."
- Anonymous

"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics - she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse."
- Anonymous

"The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent."
- Anonymous

"We've made great medical progress in the last generation. What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy."
- Anonymous

"The new definition of psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd."
- Anonymous

its good to know what you don't know.